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I just wanna make you cum, make you breakfast, and make you happy.

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filed under: things celebrities say that the media sweeps under the rug to continue making controversy over them being “awful role models”

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Thermochromic table by Jay Watson

imagine banging someone on that table

imagine being home alone and seeing imprints on that table

noooooo stop

Imagine having a friend sit at that table for a long while, but when they get up there’s no imprints at all.

What if you got up after trying to console a crying friend, and found that you had no imprints… and they were crying because they missed you?

aaaah it was a cool table now it’s a horror/drama story

American Horror Story 4 : The Table

well that escalated quickly

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if you’ve been having a bad day

here’s a hedgehog with a strawberry on its head

even if you haven’t been having a bad day

here’s something to make your day better

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euphoricdreamscape:

after we go extinct, nature will reconquer the earth.

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sydneycitybitch:

You got to risk it for the biscuit

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